robert

1. (Robert) (5825↑, 2436↓)

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

That guy is so [amazing]... He must be a ROBERT.

Author: QTraider http://robert.urbanup.com/3819196

2. (Robert) (1894↑, 1199↓)

ROBERT is the \#3 most common male name. 3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT. Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT\! ROBERT is the \#996 most common female name. 0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT. Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT\! ROBERT is the \#2533 most common last name. 0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT. Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT\!

I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.

Author: SAKURASAKU http://robert.urbanup.com/2057331

3. (ROBERT) (921↑, 774↓)

The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.

What's not to love about Robert?

Author: reggiereg http://robert.urbanup.com/4622757

4. (Robert) (1850↑, 1788↓)

Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.

"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named Robert and his wife is named Brittany."

Author: Trebor12 http://robert.urbanup.com/2724946

5. (Robert) (202↑, 140↓)

One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He compliments a lot, jokes a lot, doesn't trust many people, and he's very attractive. He's the type of guy who can always make someone happy when they're sad or mad.

Robert: Hey, cutie. Person 1: Hehe, hi Robert. You're the best.

Author: DaisyFromCalifornia http://robert.urbanup.com/4702999

6. (Robert) (87↑, 29↓)

If: ROBERT is the \#3 most common male name. 3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT. Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT\! ROBERT is the \#996 most common female name. 0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT. Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT\! ROBERT is the \#2533 most common last name. 0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT. Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT\! (see previous definition....) Then assume: 0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women 3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men so There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert. There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert. Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are. AWESOME.

Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?" Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you\!" Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?" Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert" Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob\!"

Author: MitchElos http://robert.urbanup.com/4651861

7. (Robert) (123↑, 78↓)

A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive. But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.

Girl 1: I'm so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i'm the only girl in the world\! Girl 2: Ahh, you must have caught a Robert. You're so lucky\!

Author: itsNobodyImportant http://robert.urbanup.com/5380779

8. (robert) (234↑, 204↓)

1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.” 2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous) 3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)

1. Hello my name is robert 2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up. 3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.

Author: MrHappy321 http://robert.urbanup.com/4092975

9. (Robert) (107↑, 85↓)

The most amazing, perfect, sweetest guy in the world. Someone who knows what say to make your heart melt. A guy that is very attractive and kind, who will make you fall in love. May not be the best artist, but he's talented in his own way.

That guy is such a Robert, since he's so amazing, cute and smart.

Author: rossieluver6398 http://robert.urbanup.com/4938664

10. (robert) (81↑, 69↓)

A fine sexy man that only hott girls find attractive. -Has rosy cheeks. -And hott hairy legs.

Hott girl: That robert is one hot guy. Ugly girl: ew he is ugly.

Author: ahyeeeeeees . http://robert.urbanup.com/4768125

11. (Robert) (358↑, 347↓)

A cucumber shaped being who is an expert at satisfying. He brings happiness, joy and excitement to life.

'Wow\! I just got a wonderful dose of Robert\! I'm set to go\!\!\! ' said Virginia

Author: bernadette13 http://robert.urbanup.com/3941542

12. (Robert) (25↑, 21↓)

a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.

OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert \!

Author: Julia Fucking Rosario http://robert.urbanup.com/6252769

13. (Robert) (52↑, 48↓)

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

Author: psilentrogue http://robert.urbanup.com/5498724

14. (Robert) (3↑, 1↓)

Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy\! He's also amazing in bed\! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it\!\!

Your dating robert?\! Yes\! Lucky\! Have fun in bed with him\!

Author: Courtneyyyy35 http://robert.urbanup.com/6380083

15. (Robert) (0↑, 4↓)

A boy who is good at pretending he cares. He'll sweep you off your feet with his words, and you'll get lost in his brown eyes and be amazed at how perfect he seems. Then out of the blue he will leave you hanging and replace you with someone else thats 'better'. :( If you ever come across a Robert, treat him perfectly and never let him go\! He comes up as perfection, but truth is he's an asshole that'll just fuck you over and ask for another chance.

'did that guy just fuck her over twice, and ask for another chance?' 'yep, his name must be robert'

Author: nicola-caruana http://robert.urbanup.com/6342014

16. (robert) (265↑, 272↓)

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.

O God Robert is coming hide your sister. O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend. O God Robert is coming hide you dog.

Author: A. stoochle http://robert.urbanup.com/3428318

17. (robert) (48↑, 56↓)

dumb fag who doesn't know how to treat a girl

S.O.C.E.S...... ROBERT

Author: ROBE7800 http://robert.urbanup.com/5380594

18. (robert) (736↑, 750↓)

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.

"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..." "Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here." Or "Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"

Author: anonymous2121 http://robert.urbanup.com/1692398

19. (Robert) (183↑, 198↓)

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.

That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.

Author: cool cousin-in-law http://robert.urbanup.com/4566121

20. (Robert) (30↑, 48↓)

A [Robert] is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most [mesmerizing] blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little [cocky] at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)

Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before\! Friend: Oh he must be a Robert... Girl: \<3

Author: man-golovesyou:) http://robert.urbanup.com/5606645

21. (Robert) (17↑, 43↓)

Usually smiles and is not afraid to say what on there mind, Really sweet. But often gives up on love at a young age even though they shouldn't. They are always trying to please others like family. very Independent and would rather take care of others then be looked after. Has a good fashion sense and love there hair can often be mistaken for being "gay", but isn't. Very loyal, responsible ,fun and happy. Often though can have days when everything sucks and leaving them feeling down. Loves music especially new music, but also has a good taste for older music. One of the best people you will ever meet. Usually is very open and blunt but can also hide things like emotions and have walls, very close to a small group of friends, non-judgemental.

See that guy over there in twilight that is Robert Pattinson He is such a Robert

Author: YourGirlJ http://robert.urbanup.com/5971152

22. (Robert) (12↑, 45↓)

The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.

fuck you robert morsch

Author: fuckyourobertmorsch http://robert.urbanup.com/6040350

23. (Robert) (44↑, 77↓)

a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.

girl 1: ohh look at that guy\! hes so dreamy girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though girl 1: oh ya your right.

Author: crackisyummy91 http://robert.urbanup.com/5240153

24. (Robert) (27↑, 62↓)

Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.

He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.

Author: Chipper Sheen http://robert.urbanup.com/5173468

25. (Robert) (17↑, 57↓)

Not the best looking guy around but is still kind of cute. Can be a major jerk sometimes, but it alright once you get to know him. Always says "Thanks for the compliment\!" when you say "I love you." Has great taste in music. Dosen't take anyone's crap.

Robert is awesome\! But he sure gets on my nerves sometimes.

Author: iLoveRobert:P http://robert.urbanup.com/5723763

26. (Robert) (17↑, 64↓)

The fattest theif that ever lived.

That theif was fat must have been Robert

Author: smartguy1284756 http://robert.urbanup.com/5690131

27. (Robert) (13↑, 60↓)

A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow. He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.

Whoa\!\! look at that [Creepy] dude over there. He must be a ROBERT. [eew]

Author: Weirdo123 http://robert.urbanup.com/5490666

28. (Robert) (6↑, 55↓)

A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark\! You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow... Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy. Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...

Example 1: During class Simon: Hello Robert Robert: Shut it, I'm busy\! Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question Robert: ...what is it? Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it\! Teacher: ROBERT\! Example 2: Who's that pokemon? It's Robert\! Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert\!\! Quotations: "Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert

Author: Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie http://robert.urbanup.com/5431492

29. (Robert) (26↑, 75↓)

A socially awkward boy, or a "goofy" kid. Usually stalks a particular person, and follows him or her into the bathroom. A Robert way ask you about what you are doing in an obvious situation.

Guy 1: You know that freak that followed you into the stall? Guy 2: Yeah, he was a total Robert.

Author: Mr. Cybrody http://robert.urbanup.com/5380421

30. (Robert) (25↑, 74↓)

Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo. Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY. Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time. Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.

That guy had to bail out his cousin on the weekend. His name must be Robert.

Author: Ekeim http://robert.urbanup.com/4684004

31. (Robert) (10↑, 60↓)

A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.

Robert

Author: IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie http://robert.urbanup.com/5431658

32. (Robert) (6↑, 57↓)

drives a big truck. pulls titties for a living. likes skanks & scum of the earth. has an awesome sister. is the future of nascar (missing teeth & all). constantly gets yelled at by father for nothing. always COMPLAINS and Bitches\!\!\! perfectionist even tho hes no where near perfect. Is a good guy but maybe he hasnt realized it yet (or too stupid to figure it out) Friends wish he'd open his eyes. needs to get over himself. No matter what he is still loved by all. :)

It's all about the Robert. That guy is such a Robert. Ew are u with that dirtball? your such a robert.

Author: vivian1234 http://robert.urbanup.com/5815577

33. (Robert) (22↑, 73↓)

A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.

I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.

Author: University of Iowa Professor http://robert.urbanup.com/5339609

34. (Robert) (11↑, 64↓)

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

Author: rahgioshsahsd http://robert.urbanup.com/5308102

35. (Robert) (68↑, 121↓)

One with a small penis and plays COD all day.

Dood, look at that kid robert, hes gay.

Author: ozzzlando http://robert.urbanup.com/4658194

36. (Robert) (72↑, 161↓)

A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.

Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her: "gosh sarah, you're being such a robert\!\!"

Author: msmsn http://robert.urbanup.com/4040843

37. (robert) (95↑, 216↓)

1) A super robot. 2) A name.

Bob: Domo arigato\! Super roberto\! Wait a minute... Robert: -_-

Author: Robert N. \>.\> http://robert.urbanup.com/1945239

38. (Robert) (84↑, 208↓)

A terrorist

Get down its Robert\!\!\!\!

Author: TRueAmerican7916 http://robert.urbanup.com/3994067

39. (Robert) (48↑, 173↓)

Guy who enjoys casual [loafing], and also is a rock climber depending on which region he is from.

(guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be [loafing] himself, he's always at it.

Author: Euan Bis http://robert.urbanup.com/3413375

40. (robert) (63↑, 204↓)

A male with gigantic breast.

kid: hahaha, that guy has a robert\!

Author: L Meister http://robert.urbanup.com/3787740

41. (robert) (185↑, 328↓)

NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

"that guys such a robert"

Author: best friend for ever http://robert.urbanup.com/2908171

42. (Robert) (26↑, 171↓)

A person with a reputation for munting.. Can be seen hanging around in graveyards in the early evening, waiting for the light to fade so that he can get to work.

"Robert struck again\!\! A number of corpses have been dug up"

Author: jpsaunders12 http://robert.urbanup.com/3793426

43. (Robert) (171↑, 324↓)

Robert, noun, euphemistic term for a fake vagina; a form of sex toy designed to imitate a vagina, pleasure is achieved by penetration and continual thrusts into the device, a Robert.

"Jamiroquai has a Robert." "Oh fuck, Jamiroquai's using his Robert again."

Author: R. T. Bone. http://robert.urbanup.com/2838990

44. (Robert) (135↑, 317↓)

A retarded gay cyborg

Robert:I am armorized Me:Shut up u stupid faggot

Author: Jeffs a faggot http://robert.urbanup.com/1303707

45. (Robert) (96↑, 282↓)

A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.

Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park? Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler

Author: Maesteg boys http://robert.urbanup.com/3150696

46. (robert) (176↑, 382↓)

a big d bag who is whipped and a big faggit towards everybody he will ditch on command from his dictator

yo man id hate have a girl and be like robert, that shits weak

Author: almost easy bitch http://robert.urbanup.com/2823341

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Last updated: 2012.03.01